Ass Wipe

"It's just a goddamned piece of paper!" President Bush referring to US Constitution sometime in November. He is correct the Constitution is written on paper, in hundreds of textbooks, posters and web sites. It's a piece of paper that I raised my right hand and swore to defend in 1996. It's a piece of paper that countless others raised their right hands and swore to defend. It's a piece of paper that thousands of people have died defending. It's a piece of paper that lays out the very foundation of what the United States of America is, will be and stands for. Yet the very man elected to by Americans who also raised his right hand and swore to defend the Constitution calls it a "goddamned piece of paper." I've got a few questions I wish I could pose to the President:

If it's true that the Constitution is just a "goddamned piece of paper", would you be willing to back up your words and wipe your ass with it? You see Mr. President, toilet paper and goddamned paper I believe are of the same breed. As when one uses a public restroom only to find out there isn't any toilet paper and exclaims, "No goddamned paper!!" (I've had it happen and that's what I said.)

You say you support the troops. During the swearing in ceremony should the troops really pledge to protect a "goddamned piece of paper?" I mean they could swear to protect a lot of things that are American, like our rights.. wait, that's the Constitution, let me strike that question and go to this one, Mr. President if the Constitution is just a "goddamned piece of paper" to you, will you please step aside and allow somebody with respect for the Constitution and the rights it holds take your place in the Oval Office? The paper used to do this wouldn't be a "goddamned piece of paper" to me, that resignation paper would be like finding toilet paper in a public restroom, without the embarrasment of hopping one stall over in hopes of finding some.